D’you know what I hate? People who tell me their dreams.
Can’t you see my eyes are so glazed over they smell of honey? Can’t you see the pained expression on my face? Do you not have the cop on to realize your dreams are as boring as fuck to everyone but you?
It’s a load of nonsense that didn’t really happen, and I know it was fascinating to experience but it’s boring as fuck to listen to. Stop it now!
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