You know when people don’t listen to the question that you actually asked them and instead give you an answer to a question that would have been a really stupid question to ask? I really hate that. It’s as if they’re putting some stupidness onto you, when they’re the ones that are really being stupid.
First example to come to mind:
Getting driving lessons. The driving instructor tells me to keep in to the left, close to the kerb, grand. So then we turn onto a dual carriageway, and I ask “When I’m in the right lane should I keep to the left, or to the right near the kerb?” And she says “You can drive in either lane.”
“Hey I’m fucking paying you to teach me how to drive, stop texting your fucking mates and pay attention” – I thought loudly.
Advertisement
0 Responses to “Answers to stupid questions you didn’t ask”